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I would like to remind the #OWS protestors that the #NYPD is your friend. They lost people on 9/11, so therefore they are infallible.

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I don’t accept your credits from the school you are transferring from. I make you start over at my school. #TheMan #college #transfer

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I pigeonhole people based on what they looked like in the 80s. Legwarmers and denim jackets, really? #TheMan

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I add fees to your phone bill. #TheMan

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I kill off minority heroes young, but I let Newt Gingrich live forever. #TheMan #JoeFrazier #HeavyD

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I like Big Worm. He held people down in South Central. #TheMan #Friday

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RT @MoujoodiFonte @TheManInc I came up w “retweet” so only poplr. people will have a voice on Twitter. Rest of u will be followers. #TheMan

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I am on tumblr, in case you forgot. I am everywhere. http://t.co/5fz5UNDD

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I used to give lobotomies to people who were out of the norm. #TheMan

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I love watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas. The Grinch is my Christmas hero. #TheMan

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I charge the #OccupyWallStreet movement higher than normal web site hosting fees. I control their message. #TheMan

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I think if #2011musictaughtme anything, it’s that I am doing a good job controlling mainstream music. It all sounds the same. Ha ha! #TheMan

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The Man enacts grooming restrictions at the workplace, preventing you from participating in No Shave… http://t.co/hxci6jzE

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The Man wants the #OccupyWallStreet folks to #OccupyJails.

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The Man drinks champagne while you complain